That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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