absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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