I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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