whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
