Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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