i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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