no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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