Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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