were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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