Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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