Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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