She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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