Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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