i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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