is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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