hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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