Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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