I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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