found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
