i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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