The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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