Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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