I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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