Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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