Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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