Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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