is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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