All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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