I hope mine doesn't look like that
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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