I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
