quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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