Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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