How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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