yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Even my vagina gasped.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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