The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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