the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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