My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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