I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He has the fingertips of a God
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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