if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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