That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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