East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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