There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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