I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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