you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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