Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm really busy with my period
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