Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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