i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize
