he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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