i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
high people should be assigned attendants
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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