he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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