Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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