omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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