Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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