I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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