I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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