But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd