nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back